A fan of veggie pad thai, sushi and goldendoodles (but not all for dinner), content marketer Molly Michal would relish the chance to make a friend out of Stanley on The Office. Agreeing that if anybody could pull that off, Ms. Michal could, her colleagues also appreciate her cohesive copy and focus on making clients shine. While a majority concur with her advocacy for puppies in the office, all day, every day, her preference for cold pizza over hot remains a controversy.

Claiming the soundtrack to her life would be “something comedic and chaotic like Bohemian Rhapsody,” Ms. Michal would like to hang with Ina Garten in the Hamptons and get some sage advice from her on making fresh pasta and how to politely decline to bust a move to the chicken dance song. Obsessed with reality TV, she is slightly bitter that today’s youth won’t know the pain of dial-up internet.

Owning up to the deplorable habit of kicking fallen ice cubes under the fridge (“It’s water. It melts. It dries.”), she believes her rapid movie-quote delivery and perfect timing with “That’s what she said” endear her to her colleagues. Actually, they appreciate her calm, thoughtful manner more, although they remain puzzled by her inability to think of something she hates (“Hate is a strong word!”).