Content Marketer

A fan of patio time, sushi and reality TV (Bravo’s 2009 table-flip moment, anyone?!), content marketer Molly Michal would relish the chance to make puppies in the workplace a permanent office perk. Agreeing that if anybody could pull that off, Ms. Michal could, her colleagues also appreciate her cohesive copy and emphasis on making clients shine. While a majority concur with her advocacy for banishing low-rise jeans once and for all, her preference for cold pizza over hot remains a controversy.

Despite her beliefs that the thermostat should never be set above 68 degrees, Ms. Michal would choose a vacation at the beach over a trip to the mountains any day. Obsessed with the thrill of finding the perfect new show or series to watch, she is slightly bitter that today’s youth won’t understand the joys of visiting Blockbuster on a Friday night.

Owning up to the deplorable habit of kicking fallen ice cubes under the fridge, she believes her rapid movie-quote delivery and perfect timing with sarcastic jokes endear her to her colleagues. In reality, they appreciate her calm, thoughtful manner more, but remain puzzled by her “hot take” that coffee is overrated (“Have you tasted it?!”).

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    Have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life? SUSHI.

    Have to eat exclusively well-done steak or never eat red meat again? Never have red meat again. No hesitation.

    Vacation in the mountains or at the beach? At the beach.

    Be too hot or too cold? Too cold.

    Touch a snake or touch a tarantula? *squirms* Snake, it’s a little less scary for some reason. Maybe because it has fewer legs?

    Go without cheese or go without bread? Without cheese.

    Be super rich or super powerful? *thinks for a while* I think rich, but so I can help myself AND others. 

    Have invisibility or the ability to fly? Invisibility.