Web Developer

Ken Wells brings meticulous precision to web development. With a keen focus and a talent for coding that rivals his trivia skills — trust us, this is saying something — Ken ensures every project he touches is executed with excellence. 

When he's not immersed in lines of code, Ken can be found indulging in his lifelong passion for pinball, a game he excels at despite the dwindling number of tables. Yes, he harbors a dream of owning his own table someday, space constraints notwithstanding. Also, yes, he’s exploited this talent for his benefit at least once. 

At home, Ken's life is enriched by his three feathered companions. His most vocal bird insists on being perched on Ken's chest while he watches TV, adding a unique touch to his “relaxation” time. Despite his aversion to travel and social gatherings, Ken is quick with a zinger or spot-on GIF even while maintaining a quiet air of mystery and a soft side his co-workers appreciate.

His enthusiasm for collecting dice and classic movies hasn’t wavered, much like his dedication to his craft. Ken’s bio may be more enigma than revelation, but that's precisely how he likes it. (“Some things are better left unsolved.”)

Would You Rather...

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Be pals with Elmer Fudd or Bugs Bunny? Bugs, definitely. I'm not enthusiastic about hanging around deranged hunters with double-barrelled shotguns.

Go without cheese or go without bread? Without bread. 

Have the right answer or a comforting word? Yes, yes I do.  All that I say and do is right.

Live in a remote mansion or a high-rise city apartment? Remote mansion, of course. (I even know exactly where.)

Sing karaoke or dance? (In front of a crowd.) NO.

Drink only coffee or only tea? What is tea?

Travel the world on a shoestring budget or live luxuriously in one country? Luxury. I have been other places. I did not like them.

Have to eat exclusively well-done steak or never eat red meat again? Exclusively well-done steak. 

Eat a sweet or savory breakfast? Sweet.

Have invisibility or the ability to fly? Ability to fly.

Be super rich or super powerful? Powerful. 

Ski or snowboard? Hrm, do I want to fall over on one piece of wood or two? Or, alternately, do I want to go fast and break all my limbs or go fast and just die?