Ms. King is fond of interior decorating, attending concerts, and Javier Bardem. She also happens to possess a coveted Indigo Girls autograph. Her killer graphic design skills and can-do attitude impress coworkers and clients alike.
Her childhood pastimes included reenacting The Dukes of Hazzard in the elementary school bathroom, talking into her toilet-paper-dispenser walkie-talkie and kicking the “Roscoe P. Coltrane” out of the stall doors.
Personifying fastidiousness (but just shy of fussiness), Helen eats the outer coating of candy first, bites grapes in half to consume the center, and always sleeps with one foot outside the covers (nature’s temperature control). She also has a knack for making up songs about anything her two boys say.
Bonus random fact!
Who Would Play Her in a Movie: Meryl Streep, because she’s badass. Or Tiny Fey, because she’s smart and hilarious.
Bert or Ernie: Ernie, because he has a kickass shirt and he’s always looking for fun.
Favored Menu: Carbs.
What She Is NOT: A world-traveler. Keen on interruptions. Accepting of clutter. A social butterfly. Convinced that carbs are the enemy. Good at basketball.
Other Jobs She’d Enjoy: Baby panda cuddler.
Mountains or Ocean: Very dependent on the temperature of the location.
TV Habits: Chappelle's Show, Jersey Shore
What She IS: Afraid of spiders (it's a thing in this company). A painter. The youngest of 14 siblings. Always prepared. Able to touch her tongue to her nose. A Bee Gees fan.
Choice Movie Quote: “It’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!” – Harry, Dumb and Dumber
Dream Diary: Dancing headless cats. Enough said.
Preferred Smells: Mom's fried chicken
Rock, Paper, or Scissors: Rock, because you can smash stuff.
Preferred Sound: Live music.
Family Saying: "If you can't be on time, be early." (Spoiler alert: most of her family is habitually late.)
Sweet or Salty: Both. Gotta do the combo.
Dogs or Cats: Cats, because they’re complete a-holes but they do what they want.