There goes the neighborhood.
We promise to keep the yard mowed and the noise down.
Our business isn't all fun and games. Except it's pretty fun.
And sometimes we play games.
Stephanie Hespe, Business Manager
Ms. Hespe seeks comfort in slightly green bananas, the cool side of the pillow, and a fanatical devotion to Vin Diesel. Clients and coworkers marvel at her finesse with numbers, as well as her über-organization. And she finds pleasure in carbohydrates, cheesy horror movies, and a clear passing lane.
After great initial resistance, she recently read and delighted in The Twilight Saga books (Team Jacob). She insists on separating her Skittles by color, and she has what her husband lovingly describes as “Flintstone feet.” Hostile toward mornings, she chooses to shower in the dark.
Her life feels the most unmanageable when the grocery store rearranges its aisles. Other phenomena that elicit her disgust include mouth noises, wearing wet clothes, and white vehicles with tan interiors.
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- Preferred Smells: the ocean, freshly cut grass, motorcycle exhaust
- Fave Food: Bologna, cheese, mustard, and peanut butter sandwich. But the peanut butter must be in the middle, or the whole thing goes to hell.
- Bert or Ernie: Bert, though she’s not sure why. Perhaps it’s the turtleneck.
- Rock, Paper, or Scissors: Rock, based on sheer beefiness.
- Laverne or Shirley: Laverne. They’re kindred spirits — feisty tomboys, not simply sweet and naïve.
- Sweet or Salty: Can’t choose — don’t ask her to. It’s a conundrum as old as the hills.
- Mountains or Ocean: Ocean, because it’s relaxing, it smells dreamy, and she’s a Mainer (ay-yup).
- Recent Project Pride: Getting Kristin to throw out eight years’ worth of files, including old college papers.
- Fave Ads: GEICO pothole — “Oh noooo! Your tire’s all flat and junk!”
- What She Is NOT: Perky in the morning. A public speaker. Organizationally challenged. Willing to miss Grey’s Anatomy. Straight-haired. An onion lover. Opposed to sushi. Upset by rainy days. Out on bail. Patient with construction. In possession of webbed feet.
- What She IS: Accustomed to life near the ocean. Freakishly organized. Speedy at gas-tank refilling. Sporty. Fond of cows. Claustrophobic. A motorcycle enthusiast. Delightful on the phone. Partial to autumn. Amenable to living in Germany. A potty mouth. Shy on initial meeting. Receiving caffeine through an IV drip. All that and a bag of chips.
- Other Job She’d Enjoy: Roller coaster tester.
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